Deeez nuts

“i have two loves in my life.  one- Captain Lou Albano and two- boiled peanuts.  when i was a young peanut myself, my dad would take me to this market, buy a bag then we would go home and watch wrestling, throw the peanut shells on the ground (much to my mother’s chagrin) and then practice moves on the mattress out back.

now that i am an old nut i still get sentimental when passing by and  always try to make a pit stop off the highway.”