Paint in the ass

“I’ll tell ya what if you want to get something done you might as well do it yourself!  I contacted “Jim’s Paint Co”  for a touch up job that these darned graffiti kids have done to my fence.  I run a pre-school outside of my home and let’s just say it isn’t good business to have a males genitalia and curse words painted across my fence.

Jim said he would be on the job and all he did was a basic one coat cover up that had the graffiti resurfacing in only an hour!!!  I called him up and he said that he couldn’t come back out for two days!!!!  NO BUENO for my business, so went to the hardware store, and did it myself… which I shouldve dont in the first darned place!”