To beej or not to beej…

“I went here to get some food and a beej, but instead got into something else much more …unpleasant. I was first greeted by some Mad Max looking …Rastafarian who poured a whole cup of PBR on my pant leg and then these underage looking girls with dark hair …and tattoo’s started laughing at… my as if I just wet myself. One of their boyfriends with long hair and facial hair just awkwardly stared without making any facial expression. I finally get to the bar to order some food and am hit on indiscreetly by a drunk bartender (I remind you it’s only 5 pm on a Sunday…) and then I get my sandwich and am asked to share it with four of the homeless regular’s there. Shortly after I eat half of my sandwich, a short, bald, fat white guy started to pick up chairs and throw them at older men. And this was on a Sunday.”

*Thanks to Hannah at www.smittenmitten.com for finding this true Orlando gem.