“These people don’t know how to run a hotel. I’m here now. It sucks.
The A/C has one setting, and is very cold and very loud, so I spent the night on top of the covers.
The wireless- working now, surprisingly- is off and on, which I do not find relaxing.
There is no pool.
There is one bedside lamp, and it is not on my side.
The bed is old and squeaky.
We found a lost camera in the closet. Based on the dates of the photos on it, I think it has been there for 3 months.
And, the cleaners woke me up by blaring loud music this morning, which is why I’m in such a crummy mood.
SUCH a crummy mood. This is not vacation.
So, screw you too, Las Palomas- I’m posting this and checking out out out.”
*Thanks to the amazing Farley’s for this one! www.aaronfarley.com